Welcome to the BEST place for rest,relaxation and contemplation for all our members of the Church of the Sultans of Swing.

Our fantastic and modern resort, on the beautiful island of Smegaroon, offers peace, tranquility and relaxation. With all the latest techniques, facilities and of course, our fantastic new temple (which you can see above) you will never find a better place to unwind and contemplate with other members of the Church of the Sultans of Swing.

There are many courses, groups and private sessions which you can take part in to enhance your faith in the Church of the Sultans of Swing and we even have a rather exciting night life for our younger and more energetic members which offer fun and entertainment for all.

Please have a look around our wonderful Church of the Sultans of Swing resort and we look forward to greeting you on your visit

Br Mark Knopfler - Church of the Sultans of Swing